11no:

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

those bitches are talking about me i know it

11no:

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

those bitches are talking about me i know it

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

foreverrdreamerr:

ughjosh:

Hey guys, my names Josh and my blog is ughjosh. I love meeting new people and answering questions! I don’t bite :) Whats the worst that could happen? 

Why are you so attractive?

foreverrdreamerr:

ughjosh:

Hey guys, my names Josh and my blog is ughjosh. I love meeting new people and answering questions! I don’t bite :) Whats the worst that could happen? 

Why are you so attractive?

nearvevo:

Fuck dictionaries, fuck scientists, I, a 14-year-old, tumblr-educated, white, middle class piece of shit with bad grades, am the real expert here and you are wrong because I say so.

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY